So shortly after returning to classes, I had a brillliant idea! Knitting gremlins!!!
They are the cause of all knitting related accidents, including but not limited to losing needles and other notions, dropped stitches, and missed repeats!
If you happen to be an avid knitter, they follow you around and reek havoc in the rest of your life as well. Non knitters can be found with knitting gremlins, but generally they don't interfere in non knitters lives.
I got bored at work and even drew a picture!!